Freida Pinto and Eva Longoria

Frieda Pinto's a recent star from SlumDog Millionaire, and we all know Eva Longoria.

They look like sisters from anotha motha.

Either way, the guy in the middle is one lucky dude.

Barack Obama and Ilham Anas

One guy says "Yes we can" in English, the other guy says it in Indonesian. Let's see if the Indonesian guy can live up to the hype.

Borat and Freddy Mercury of Queen

Bohemian Rhapsody meets my cousin Borat. We both have moo-stache that drive women crazy. Great success!

Japanese Prime Minster Koizumi and Richard Gere

Pretty Geisha, the kind I'd have for a while.
Pretty Geisha, the kind I'd like to domicile.
Pretty Geisha, please stay for a while....

My precious....

CNN Politics Analyst James Carville seems to be separated by birth from a Lord of the Rings Jewelry Analyst Gollum.

I'll take Senate Seat for $100, sir.

What would happen if Carrot Top ate a whole bunch of Fluroescent Neon Green Otter Pops?

'nuf said.

Gary Busey and Mr. Ed

I don't know which one I should feed the carrot to mom?

Can you say Catfight?

Megan Fox is trying to rebrand herself as the next Angelina Jolie...the "face of this generation." At least she's not like Kanye, who claims to be "the voice of this generation."

Jessica Alba and Alicia Keys...

Looks like they stole each other's look....

















...we're not complaining.

Oil Can Boyd and D.L. Hughly

Johnny Damon & Jesus

Father, where art thou to help the Red Sox win the pennant?

Denis and Peter

One guy uses his metereology skills to describe the nature of storms...
















The other guy uses his below-the-belt prowess to create them...

Nash and North

One shoots baskets

And the other shoots ropes...

John McCain has a twin named PopEye...

And they're both Real American Heroes!!

Bob Saget looks like Stephen Colbert....

Stephen Colbert to Saget: "I'm your brotha from anotha motha."

Barry Manilow and Beavis

At the Copa, Copacabana.

Umm yeah...Nachos are cool....yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...I am cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!

Will Smith & Robert Horry

What happens when you get a Fresh Prince and a Whore on E? You get a clutch dumbass with a penchant for making over-rated movies that rob you of $8.50 from your pocket.

A Neurobiology Professor and a Los Angeles Lakers player

One guy plays on basketball circuits...

















The other guy plays with cerebellar circuits...

Predator and Ronny Turiaf

I think that the guy on the left is very handsome. The dude on the right, not so much...

Well, what if you want the worse of both worlds? Here you go: